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Is Gene in his Office?

If you're the first to spot Gene sitting at his desk, you'll win a fantasic prize package.* That building outside the window? That's the house where Elian Gonzalez and his family are now staying. Do I find that annoying? Heck no. I enjoy fighting my way through satellite trucks and reporters when I come to work.

* Odds of winning 1 in 7,035,788,253. No purchase necessary. No prizes will be awarded. Offer void in the Crab Nebula and on planets resembling quarries.
The superhero worship phase. Amazing... I have the same haircut in 2000.

July 25, 1971
There's nothing like the smell of wet dog...
Summer 1980
Do parents take these pictures as proof of purchase when the toys have disappeared in 3 months?

December 25, 1978
A warning to generation X: yes, there was a disco era. Herewith, evidence of those big collared, polyester days.

With my brother, Tony. September 1975
For the voyeurs who asked for a butt shot...
1966
My grandmother's duck, Frankie. Mean. Really, really mean. (Oh, and ugly, too. But that never matters to grandmothers.)

January 1980
That Bill Gates look. Before the Bill Gates look was fashionable.

December 1986
Contemplating 33. Does that count as mid-thirties yet?

September 1999

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